Harry reached out and took
possession of Carolyn’s
hand, squeezing it.
"You’re cute."
The two words were delivered
with such a tone of
revelation that Carolyn
wondered if his glasses had
just cleared and he
discovered her sitting
there.
"Excuse me?"
"No, I mean it. You’re cute!
They told me you were nice,
and lonely, and a good cook,
but Kevin didn’t say you
were cute."
"Uh, thank you..." I
suppose. Her entire face
ached from holding back a
physical display of the
aggravation she was
experiencing.
"Myra says you like to
cook."
"Well, yes, I do--"
"Good, you can come down to
my house this weekend and
cook us a meal. I’ll buy all
the groceries, of course. We
can make a day of it; plan
the menu, go food shopping,
and you can cook for me."
Carolyn realized he actually
expected her to be
enthusiastic about driving
seventy-five miles or more,
each way, to cook a meal for
a stranger just because he
would "buy all the
groceries" and thought she
was "cute."
"I don’t think so. I’m busy
this weekend."
"Nonsense, you don’t work on
the weekends. I checked. And
you don’t have class on the
weekend."
"I suppose you checked that,
too."
"Of course. I like to know
what I’m getting into."
What you’re ‘getting
into?’ Well, I can tell you
what you’re not ‘getting
into!’ Carolyn had just
shocked herself with her own
thoughts. It was liberating.
It would have been downright
exhilarating if she could
have said it aloud.
"I have other plans, Harry."
Realizing her tone had been
rather strong, Carolyn spoke
more calmly. "I have
research to do this weekend
for a paper."
"So, you can do the research
on Sunday. You can come down
early Saturday morning...
well, not too early, I rent
out the upstairs of my
house, and they don’t get up
too early."
"I can’t do the research on
Sunday, the library near me
isn’t open on Sunday."
"Well, there are lots of
libraries that are open on
Sunday. So you drive a
couple of miles. You’ll love
my house. It’s over a
hundred years old. I’m
restoring it, a little at a
time. Don’t have central
heat installed yet, but have
a baseboard unit in the
bathroom and my bedroom. You
won’t freeze this early in
the fall."
"I know I won’t freeze,
because I can’t come." Oh,
how she wished she could
just say "no," but the habit
of sparing others’ feelings
was too deeply rooted.
"Sure you can. You can even
do your research after work
on Friday, then you won’t
have to worry about it
Saturday. You can write your
paper on Sunday, and we can
have a good time Saturday. I
do all my own housework,
except I hate to do dishes.
But I’ve installed a
dishwasher in the kitchen
already, so you won’t have
to do dishes either, except
maybe the pots and pans.
It’s just a cheap
dishwasher, so it doesn’t
clean all that well."
"That’s lovely, Harry," she
tried hard to make her
clenched teeth resemble a
smile as she spoke, "but I
can’t make it."
"We’ll see. We’ll talk about
it again later in the week.
What’s your paper on?"
"Body language!" Carolyn
wrenched her hand from his
grasp.
"Oh, hey, well, I can tell
you everything you want to
know about body language.
Lawyers study that kind of
thing, you know, for
trials."
"I never really thought
about it." Carolyn was
losing patience. "About how
many trials have you
represented someone in?"
"Uh, well, I wasn’t meaning
me, per se, as a trial
lawyer, I mean. I said we
study that in trial law."
"Oh." She raised a knowing
eyebrow and nodded. "Should
you be watching for your
carpool?" She hoped.
Harry looked at his watch.
"Naw, I’ve got twenty-five
more minutes. They’re very
predictable."
Carolyn’s heart sank. He may
have twenty-five more
minutes, but she was sure
she couldn’t last it out.
"So, what do you think you’d
like to cook Saturday?"
"Nothing! Harry, I...
can’t... come." She spoke
very slowly and
deliberately. "I have other
commitments." Carolyn kept
her voice low, but stern.
"I know, a paper to write."
"Not just that." She tried
to think quickly. "My
daughter is coming home from
college this weekend. She
was never away from home
before this school year, and
we haven’t been together
since it started. We miss
spending time together."
"She’ll probably be out with
friends Saturday, and you’ll
just be hanging around the
house, bored stiff, when you
could be at my place."
Harry grabbed her hand
again.
Gus approached the table
with a fresh glass of water.
He placed himself between
Harry and Carolyn as he
handed her the water, giving
her an excuse to free her
hand.
"Can I get you folks
anything else?" Gus glared
at Harry.
"No--" Harry glared back.
"I’d like to use the powder
room." Carolyn looked to Gus
with pleading eyes. "Could
you tell me where it is?"
Carolyn hoped it was near
the exit as she toyed with
the idea of making a hasty
and impolite retreat by
continuing to it instead of
the ladies’ room. She was
anxious to get home and call
Myra to threaten her with
bodily harm if she ever
tried another "fix-up."
"It’s right back there." Gus
nodded toward the back of
the room, in the opposite
direction of the exit. His
apology was written all over
his face.
"Thank you." She turned to
Harry. "Excuse me a moment,
won’t you?"
Harry shrugged and nodded at
the same time. He asked Gus
for the check and
simultaneously downed the
last of his drink as Carolyn
hurried away.
It was only a brief respite.
She used the time to dig a
Benedryl out of the bottom
of her purse and down it
without water. Carolyn knew
she couldn’t stay in the
ladies’ room until his car
pool arrived. She drew a
deep breath, smoothed the
skirt of her suit and opened
the door. She now empathized
with Marie Antoinette
approaching the guillotine.
She plastered on a look that
could only have passed for a
smile to someone as
oblivious as Harry.
Before she sat back down,
Harry stood up, placed his
hand at her back and
shuffled her toward the
exit.
"Walk me out. My ride will
be here soon."
Carolyn looked helplessly
toward Gus.
"I’ll walk you to your car
before my ride gets here."
"Oh, no, that’s not
necessary. I need to slip
into the drug store for a
few things before I go
home." Carolyn realized she
didn’t even want him to see
her car. She didn’t want him
to know any more about her
than he already did. Maybe,
as a lawyer, he could even
trace her license plates.
"Well then, how about a kiss
goodbye?" He grabbed for
her.
"I don’t think so." She
pushed him away.
"Sure, just a harmless
kiss."
She wiggled from his awkward
grasp. "I don’t do things
like that in public, Harry."
"You’ll learn."
She glared at him. "I don’t
want to ‘learn." |